June 22. I am now 36 years old. Yuck, that’s a fucked up thought, isn’t it? I used to consider anyone above 40 old and with that number getting closer I’ve revised my estimate upwards. I now think anyone above 50 is old, hell maybe even 55 or 60, and I see myself in about […]
Gas Prices Suck
I had a realization today: I haven’t written anything about gas prices metaphorically going to the moon much like Bitcoin did not. On this blog where I have deep and analytical dives such as Comcast Sucks: The Worst Company Ever and Amazon’s Wheel of Time Sucks, how have I not mentioned a damn thing about […]
I’m on vacation this week and I’m actually enjoying it. What changed? Don’t I despise my vacations? What is so damn different about this week than the other pile of weeks over the past 15 years that I’ve hated so much? I think there’s a bunch of reasons for this and it’s not down to […]

Hello everyone! I don’t know what I’m doing here – I surely don’t have some repository of inspiration I’ve tapped into but – but let’s try it anyways. This is sort of a continuation of this post. The post where I casually mentioned my temper and how I had broken my old-ass, ancient, and shitty […]
Dreaming of a Shed
I want to build a shed!
Geometry for Ocelots: A Review

I recently took a risk on a book purchase as an ‘experiment’ on the properties of let’s call them trans-artist; can people make good art outside of what they’re known for? The actor turned singer. The musician turned actress, the music of a painter, and so on. In this case, a YouTuber turned author. Are […]
Life: A Series of Problems
When everything goes wrong all at once.

How do you start making artwork?
My Uncle Has Lost It
Just fighting my uncle over my grandma’s will…
Voting on UPS Stock Sucks

Voting on company stuff is pointless.