Everythingsucks: a blog\
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The New Year Sucks Part One: An Arbitrary Date
The year and when it “begins”
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Everything Sucks: An Update 2.0 (Or Something…)
Everything Sucks makes an epic return.
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Junk Mail Sucks
I got this envelope in the mail today. As you can see it looks really fancy and important, so if you lived life at all you should realize that it’s total junk. It’s pointless and unimportant simply because it looks important. If you’ve ever applied for a credit card or recieved a debit card you…
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Giving Up Sucks: Blogging
Sometimes you have to call it quits…
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Zelda Intros Suck: Twilight Princess
(As you can see, I nearly gave up on the header image. I couldn’t be bothered to play the game again to get a decent picture so I screenshotted some dudes YouTube video of the intro cutscene. I couldn’t be bothered to properly caption it so I tossed up some Comic Sans because why the…
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Zelda Intros Suck: Skyward Sword
So, when do I get to play the game?
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Easy Money or Easy Money?
Is there really such a thing as Easy Money?
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Life Sucks (as a Video Game)
The author Kurt Vonnegut touched upon the idea that everyone thinks they’re the protagonist of the world they’re in and everyone else are NPCs — the people that only exist to serve the protagonist. Check this out from his novel Breakfast of Champions: I thought Beatrice Keedsler had joined hands with other old-fashioned storytellers to…
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Snow in April…
It was around 50 degrees here in Northern Illinois about a month ago. It was a sure sign that spring was upon us and I was even able to get out and enjoy a bike ride and a run or two. It was what my sickly, atrophied, SADdened, and vitamin-D deficient self needed: some nice…
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Selling T-Shirts Sucks (and Update 2.0)
Selling T-shirts is hard.
Got any book recommendations?
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