Tag: Video Games
Zelda Intros Suck: Twilight Princess
(As you can see, I nearly gave up on the header image. I couldn’t be bothered to play the game again to get a decent picture so I screenshotted some dudes YouTube video of the intro cutscene. I couldn’t be bothered to properly caption it so I tossed up some Comic Sans because why the…
Zelda Intros Suck: Skyward Sword
So, when do I get to play the game?
Life Sucks (as a Video Game)
The author Kurt Vonnegut touched upon the idea that everyone thinks they’re the protagonist of the world they’re in and everyone else are NPCs — the people that only exist to serve the protagonist. Check this out from his novel Breakfast of Champions: I thought Beatrice Keedsler had joined hands with other old-fashioned storytellers to…
Video Games are too Long (and too Short!!)
Games are too long. Games are too short. I’m never happy and complain some more.
Most Video Games Suck
Why are old games “good” and new games mostly terrible?
Fallout 4 Sucks
What could be wrong about an open-world, post-apocalyptic video game?