Tag: Video Games
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Zelda Intros Suck: Twilight Princess
(As you can see, I nearly gave up on the header image. I couldn’t be bothered to play the game again to get a decent picture so I screenshotted some dudes YouTube video of the intro cutscene. I couldn’t be bothered to properly caption it so I tossed up some Comic Sans because why the…
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Zelda Intros Suck: Skyward Sword
So, when do I get to play the game?
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Life Sucks (as a Video Game)
The author Kurt Vonnegut touched upon the idea that everyone thinks they’re the protagonist of the world they’re in and everyone else are NPCs — the people that only exist to serve the protagonist. Check this out from his novel Breakfast of Champions: I thought Beatrice Keedsler had joined hands with other old-fashioned storytellers to…
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Video Games are too Long (and too Short!!)
Games are too long. Games are too short. I’m never happy and complain some more.
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Most Video Games Suck
Why are old games “good” and new games mostly terrible?
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Fallout 4 Sucks
What could be wrong about an open-world, post-apocalyptic video game?
Everything Sucks 