Marriage – Everything Sucks

“Plz call me ASAP”

A plea for proper text message etiquette.

Something about cops finding you in the woods (illegally) and hauling you to a mental institution at 8 a.m.

I tossed a molotov cocktail into my marriage and am now living in the woods.

My sister was cheated on and all the bad vibes associated with moving her out of her house.