Everythingsucks: a blog\
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Hangovers Suck: Existential Anxiety
Hey, you’re gunna die by the way…
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ATMs Suck: Cash Deposits
ATMs can and will eat your cash deposits.
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Facebook Sucks: “reverse-schadenfreude”
Everyone is successful…except for you that is.
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Facebook Sucks: Overexposure
Overexposure to news isn’t good.
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Facebook Sucks: A Time Sink
Waste time doing nothing!
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Facebook Sucks: An Introduction
This will be shocking to you, but there was a time when Facebook didn’t exist. I remember this because I’m apparently old. I graduated high school in 2004 and there was no Facebook at the time. (Fun Fact: Apparently Facebook was created in early 2004 so there was a Facebook but it sure as hell…
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The Illinois Primary Sucks
Buy your way to victory!
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Phone Books Suck? What Are Those??
Say phone book a bunch of times and it really does seem like an unused word from the distant past. This right here is a phone book. You might be too young to know what a phone book is. Along with landline telephones, dial-up internet, cassette players, CD players, CRT TVs, and dinosaurs, phone books…
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The Master Sword Quest Sucks
Such an important sword is a footnote…
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Streaming Music Sucks
I complain about the cons of streaming and get carried away with Spotify links.
Got any book recommendations?
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