Everythingsucks: a blog\
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An Associates Degree Is Useless
High school diploma or a Bachelor’s degree? There is nothing for us lowly associate degree holders…
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Vacation 2020 Sucks: Pissing it All Away
Being unproductive and drinking heavily while on vacation
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Why Wearing a Mask Sucks: Blood Oxygen Levels?
Why do masks feel suffocating if they don’t lower blood oxygen levels?
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Stray Cats Suck
Anytime I walk outside I’m greeted by a clan of cats. I never know how many cats are actually around — sometimes I see like two or three, other times ten or more — but they’re all over the damn place. We have so many stray cats lurking around our house that I can’t even…
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Blog Advertising Sucks
It’s another one of these posts where I feel like a sellout. Let me explain. I strolled home on Friday with a case a beer to cap off the end of a shitty day. Not just a singular shitty day either because Friday was my last day of work before a three-week vacation. Not that…
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The 4th of July Sucks: 2020 Edition
What does America mean? What do we stand for? And what does being an American mean?
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My Sobriety is…Meh
I go on a three-week drinking binge and quit caffeine/sleeping pills.
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The Verizon Karen Sucks (and something about repairing your phone)
Waiting in line with a Karen…
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Reopening Sucks
Reopening seems like a really bad idea…
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Fear and Loathing on my 34th Birthday Sucks
I’m totally dreading my birthday by the way…
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