Category: Random
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The New Year Sucks Part One: An Arbitrary Date
The year and when it “begins”
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Everything Sucks: An Update 2.0 (Or Something…)
Everything Sucks makes an epic return.
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Snow in April…
It was around 50 degrees here in Northern Illinois about a month ago. It was a sure sign that spring was upon us and I was even able to get out and enjoy a bike ride and a run or two. It was what my sickly, atrophied, SADdened, and vitamin-D deficient self needed: some nice…
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Selling T-Shirts Sucks (and Update 2.0)
Selling T-shirts is hard.
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Hangovers Suck: Existential Anxiety
Hey, you’re gunna die by the way…
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ATMs Suck: Cash Deposits
ATMs can and will eat your cash deposits.
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Snowblowing (and Shoveling) Sucks
Wintertime isn’t very fun. Especially when it comes to clearing snow.
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An Update (Which Sucks)
Everything Sucks says “goodbye” to politics.
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Instant Karma Sucks
Karma gives people what they deserve, except it doesn’t actually work that way ever.
