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Phone Books Suck? What Are Those??

Say phone book a bunch of times and it really does seem like an unused word from the distant past. This right here is a phone book. You might be too young to know what a phone book is. Along with landline telephones, dial-up internet, cassette players, CD players, CRT TVs, and dinosaurs, phone books […]

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Nazis Suck: Tiki Torches

White supremacists and cute, unthreatening, decorative torches

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Vacation Sucks: Life Without Work

I’m currently at work having just returned from a week-long vacation, and I must say it’s pretty shitty being back. Despite me having a job so simple that I can write a blog post at work, it’s still awful being back. It’s obvious to anyone that returning to work from vacation sucks, but in a […]

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Work Sucks: Detached Survival

Work Sucks because we “have to go.” But what does that mean and why does it still Suck?

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Pre-Approved Credit Card Offers Suck

Getting trash in the mail is cool, right?

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Watermelons Suck: Selecting “The Good One”

Methods of selecting watermelons are stupid and probably don’t work.

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Anyway You Slice It, π Day Sucks

Pi Day, a much-beloved mathematical “holiday,” Sucks.

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Spring Ahead is Awesome, Fall Behind Sucks

A lengthy post on why Daylight Savings Time is Awesome, and why the winter sucks

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Society Sucks: A General Introduction

A general introduction into why Society Sucks